Thursday, April 14, 2005
holy lack of blog batman!
yep.
Well SO much is happening/happened. My Band rocks, all hail the Fashionably Late, we will own the Battle of the bands at Western. Otherwise we will find some other way to rock the house.
Just stressed lately to many things closeing at the same time, fuckin plays are going to kill me.
Well, quick update. Expect another in a few more months.
Seacrest Out!
Posted at 12:00 am by gnome_hunter
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Tuesday, December 14, 2004
our favourite consumerism holiday is almost here!! How bloody exciting.
QUICK! BUY!!!!! before we sell out of the infinite number of copies and sizes.
theres my little rant for the day. Acctually after now working in retail, you see how crazy freaking christmas shoppers are. And how stupid. Its always right infront of them when they ask questions.
Blah.
so yes...i had one christmas. My mom gave me a towel set. wooo. party on, it came with a bonus toothbrush, so i think im ready to take on the world now. I think my mum doesn't even knwo me. she gave me stuff i hate. and she seems to think buying me cds is irrlevant. this si the frist time i've never gotten a cd.
i know your thinking "oh my god, what a spoiled brat, doesn't like her gifts." But i would of perferred getting nothing compared to things i dislike and are not me at all.
but what can you do?
eat a shoe.
i think i need sleep...cause schools chewing me up and spittign em out, then eating my remains again.
yay for regurgatation.
Posted at 12:11 am by gnome_hunter
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Tuesday, December 07, 2004
OMG! and update! fo shizzy ya'll
i am currently speaking ebonics. i am up to par on that, yo!
what is new! well i'll tell you. I think i ahve reached the mental barriers of insanity. oh yes! ain't that fresh.
I enjoy playing fusion frenzy on x-box and i challenge anyone to it. cause i'll kick your ass.
i always win
cause im blonde
and i seduce the game into letting me win
BUT ANYWAYS!
Christmas is almost here! and GASP that means me leaving for halifax is even sooner. And that mans i'll be lonely and lissing everyone and spending another new years eve by myself. How grandeur.
but i can garuntee this insanity train is going to rip right through the next stationa nd such
wootttt
AHH SHIT!
Posted at 06:17 pm by gnome_hunter
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Tuesday, October 05, 2004
I've decided that if i ever become a billionaire I'm buying Antartica and am rasieing a race of super penguins there.
Just cause i feel like it.
But oh alas, my math course is killing me. I'am to stupid to for pure 30. Its like depending on wet cardboard to be sturdy. I just can't do it. Poo.
But I love WORK! HMV rocks so much. But i'am disapointed because i'am no longer the new girl cause they hired another girl. I don't care for her very much she doesn't speak. blah for mutes. I mean shes not a mute...just shy i guess.
blast...i have blueberry seeds in my teeth. tasty. patowee!
yep!
if i grow more interesting i'll inform you all.
-Julia
Posted at 09:10 pm by gnome_hunter
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Thursday, September 30, 2004
Dead to me like a dead guy
I haven't written in forever do to the vast shock of peter dumping me in such an horrific way. But I'am quite over it and have moved on (took me a day! im wonderful i know).
SO! schools back on and i only have two classes. Math and psych.
My other two periods are being filled up by work experience. i have aquired a job at HMV to pass my days and I love it!!! But awesome discounts and no paycheck equals Julia being broke.
Other than that in recent news. I HAVE A CAR! well technically its Lauren and I's car. but its still WICKED!
I've also been shafted from the school play, but i saw it coming since it conflicted so well with work.
But other than that! I'm happy! have a new Love! and am just glad to be living these days.
so i shall try to update more frequently now. woot.
farewell!...forever....or not :p
-Julia
Posted at 10:45 pm by gnome_hunter
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
The days of summer fading fast
Its hard to believe that were all getting ready for back to school. It seems like just yesterday we were all gathered at Loris house for friday party madness.
I've already completed my back to school shopping, I figure I don't need to buy a lot of new stuff considering its my last year for trival homework worksheets. Oh my gosh! I just realized this is my last time ever doing math!! cause of course im never gonna take it in college or whatever i plan to pursue. If that whole rockstar dream falls through, i guess homeless bum will be my career.
But really I am in shock that school is back and i am going into grade 12, and my birthday is approaching so i will soon be 17! GASP
Im to sad and full of regret to write anything clever. And im missing Peter like a madwoman, so all is building up into this huge cloud of apathy.
anyways i will be clever later, for now I am going to go jam with curtis. cause hes cool. and works at dairy queen.
-Julia
Posted at 12:24 pm by gnome_hunter
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Saturday, August 14, 2004
Nothing to do, and only bad olympics to watch
I'am soooooo impatient right now. I got invited to Peters sisters wedding reception and thats at 7. And i've had nothing to do all day accept try to get ready for it very slowly. I made a freaking list of thigns to do!!!!! SAVE ME!!
In order to pass the time I decided to watch the olympics since its only on every four years and could be worthwhile and such. I was wrong. All there was on today was swimming and there are no Canadian lane swimmers. But we did have syncornized divers and we got our asses handed to us on a platter. Mexico beat us pfft. Ya so here i'am trying to waste time and I don't know if i can spell Katrinas name right on her wedding card, so I can't do that. And I had to make my dress mormon appropriate which was very hard.
But I am glad you all enjoyed my wonderful terrorist guide. I was inspired by the horrible security at the LA airport. They freaking x-rayed our checked baggage. That was lame, and they thoguht the Jam my mum had in her bag were gernades or something...
But yes if you have anything fun and exciting to do, please include me.
Thats all for now
-Julia
Posted at 03:08 pm by gnome_hunter
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Thursday, August 12, 2004
Since I'am utterly bored and in need of creative flow I've decided to create this little ditty. Behold!
The terrorists guide of what to do when passing security at the airport
Step 1. Instead of referring to each others actual names such as Ackbar and Punjab, try more amercianized names such as Billy bob and Clarence.
Step 2. Avoid packing your suitcase to have the outline of weapons of mass destruction or machetes.
Step 3. Don't high five each other when getting passed the metal dector.
Step 4. When security personale ask you a question. Just pretend your spanish. Que?
Step 5. The less clothes the better. Everyone knows you can't hide anything going through security in a G-string.
Step 6. Try not to be suspicious or a guarded character. Take the religous fliers, give donations to the hospital. Go kiss random babies!
Step 7. Keywords not to use: Iraq, osama, American pigged faced scum.
Step 8. If anyone asks your occupation, you're a cab driver not on a religious mission to rid the world of all Americans.
Step 9. Wear a nice cologne.
Step 10. Remember fireworks and explosives are not allowed on the aircraft. Try feeding them to your chihuahua frist, then you can take it on board.
*Note. This work is for pure humour and is not an actual guide to terror. No chihuahua's were harmed in the making of this entry.
Posted at 11:57 am by gnome_hunter
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Monday, August 09, 2004
HAHAHAHHA what a witty pun. Getting jammed. Cause today i went to Knotsberry farm!! woot!...and for those of you who still don't get it knotsberry is an amusement park and a jam company.
So i rode the rides finally! i went on the worlds largest wooden roller coaster and it was sooooooo rad. And then I also went on the steepest and highest water ride. It was amazing. It was 125 ft high and dropped at a 60-66 degree angle(i can't remember it exactly). And the waves it made when we hit bottom were 14 ft high. So needless to say i got drenched. So i had a good time today and everythings looking up cause tomorrow is my last full day!!!! and my mum bought me 10 packages of butterfinger bb's. Mmmmmmm they are soooo good.
I can't wait to come home!! frist thing im going to do is sleep since its about 12 in the morning when i get back. Then call peter! then call Chris and we will see the village!!!! muahahahahhahahaha
and to be completely out of character as i await for my dinner, here are some lame shoutouts!
Lori: You rock!!!! I'm sorry i missed your birthday, but i hope it was awesome all the same. And that my boyfriend isn't driving you too crazy being in your basement. warped tour buddies forever! we must do that again next year!
Chris: You rock as well!!!! to the nth degree of infinity. I enjoyed watching your cartoons for they entertain me. And we will go see the village! and get scared and amazed by m. night's genius. And we will also dance over the graves of everyone with our shiny most updated blog trophy. sooo shiny it burns!!!
Laura: microcosmos!! wooooo!!! and thrift store shopping! and GNOMES!! man. we will go rent winged migration!!
Beka: you seem to be dead recently since you haven't been on the ol blog driver since i've been here! But you rock!! and i hope you enjoyed the shopping which i could not attend.
Peter: I know your not going to read this!!!!! But I miss you and am going crazy with out you. But im still haveing a blast!! and you better be home when i call first thing on the 12th. love you!!!
and i have no other friends than that. so that sums it all up nicely. Probably no entry tomorrow for i think were just going shopping. But perhaps there will be? who knows? i could also lose my hands to menigitsis, but i'm hopeing that does not occur. But a kidnapping by gnomes is quite possible.
later dudes!!
-Julia
Posted at 08:22 pm by gnome_hunter
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Sunday, August 08, 2004
The pain in my stomach won't go away
arghhhhhhh. So it's sunday, and i'm sick. What a lovely combination. I don't know if the sickness is from brunch this morning, or home sickness gone terribly awry.
I fell asleep on the couch in pain only to awake and find that my mum, sister and grandma left to go to hottopic. Which is my sort of store and they didn't even wake me or find out if I wanted to go later. ERGUH. So now I'm left here with my Opa, who can barely hear me. Right now hes changing guitar strings behind me.
Man I wanna go home quite badly. It seems now that time is passing even slower.
If my strength returns perhaps i'll go frolick in the garden and search for gnomes. or perhaps butterflies since i can see those.
I had a horrible dream last night too. It was the frist day of school and i was in a play and none of my friends came to see it, and everyone ignored me. And Peter ignored me, and arrggghhhhh. I really hope thats not what the actual frist day of school will be like. Blah.
I really miss Peter. Im being such a girl and imagining horrible things in my mind about him hateing me now. But i know its not true. Just proveing my point that i must return home faster. Then I can see the village. And not be sick. Or gaining weight off all this Amercian food. If i come back 10 pounds heavier don't blame me. Blame the goverment.
Thats all for now. Unless something incredibly shocking transpires during the rest of today. But i doubt it.
-Julia
Posted at 03:25 pm by gnome_hunter
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